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NERD-CAPACITOR

John Fiorella

Updated: Oct 27, 2021



When it comes to geeky footwear, where do you rank on the Nerd-Capacitor??




NERD SCOUT

You happily fork over 60 bucks to stride down the street in sneaks that shamelessly promote your favorite crusader.




NERD DIGNITARY

You strive for nerd greatness with bright, bold tennis shoes that garner nods of respect from Bruce Lee diehards.




NERD PALADIN

You mingle among society's finest without having to openly display your craven fanaticism for the coolest bounty hunter in cinematic history.




NERD RENEGADE

You stomp forcefully into every bar you enter and gesture to any appreciative Aliens fan before raising a case of Michelob and asking, "Where do you want it?"




NERD VINDICATOR

You defiantly jog through the park with your poodles, James & Cameron, sweating profusely as you show-off your unwavering love of Ellen Ripley.




NERD TRAILBLAZER

You spare no expense to bring nerdy hightops to immaculate heights, becoming the envy of every clocktower-enthusiast this side of Hill Valley.




NERD KINGPIN

You are confident beyond all reason as you zip into Amazonian knee-highs and charge headlong into the local Starbucks.

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